Episodes

Welcome to Culper's Canteen Cup - A Sip From the Cup - The Fall of Kabul. This is a quick one folks...unlike President Biden and Jen Psaki, Josh and Luke are not on vacation and address the Taliban takeover of Kabul and Afghanistan that culminated over the weekend. If you enjoy the show or are even remotely entertained by one of the three of us, donkey punch that subscribe button and feel free to hit us up at C3@culperscanteencup.com. You can find this episode, along with all of the others, on ...

Welcome to Culper's Canteen Cup S01E64. You don't want to miss this episode! Luke dimes out a family member for potential stolen valor, Josh tries to gain empathy for his time as a slumlord, and Roger dislikes a majority of his kids most of the time. Oh yeah, the CDC still sucks and most of you are going back to wearing masks... just in time for the new school year (we called this one months ago). If you enjoy the show or are even remotely entertained by one of the three of us, donkey punch tha...

Welcome to Culper's Canteen Cup S01E63. Finally...all three C3 hosts are stateside! In this episode C3 Josh lauds the accomplishments of Simone Biles (beautiful thing about recorded episodes hahahah) then we dive into the shakeup at the Big 12, our wasted opportunity in Cuba, and then touch on the inflation that you don't see or feel. If you like the show, donkey punch that subscribe button and feel free to hit us up at C3@culperscanteencup.com. You can find this episode, along with all of the...

Welcome to Culper's Canteen Cup S01E62. In this episode C3 is a little light as Luke and Josh push forward to crank out another excellent episode. Check out their deep dive into Afghanistan as they provide some unique insights and experiences gained from their multiple tours...throw in a little Critical Race Theory and you've got a great listen! If you like the show, donkey punch that subscribe button and feel free to hit us up at C3@culperscanteencup.com. You can find this episode, along with...

Welcome to Culper's Canteen Cup S01E61. In this episode we talk about the China Virus, the amazing accomplishments of the Biden Administration during the G-7 Summit and the meeting with Putin. We also memorialize Champ, who apparently bit Hillary Clinton and suicided himself shortly after. By the way, it's hot in Arizona and there's a water shortage. If you like the show, give us a share and feel free to hit us up at C3@culperscanteencup.com. You can find this episode, along with all of the o...

Welcome to Culper's Canteen Cup S01E60...Whatcha going to do when Culper's Canteen Cup and dozens of Canteeners run wild on you? We take a little break from politics and dive into movies, actors, sports, and Professional (don't you dare say it's fake) Wrestling. Hear some of our favorites and feel free to share some of yours. If you like the show, give us a share and feel free to hit us up at C3@culperscanteencup.com. You can find this episode, along with all of the others, on Apple Podcast ht...

Welcome to Culper's Canteen Cup S01E59, The Fauci Foxtrot. In this episode, Lance Armstrong uses PEDs and peddles his way to the moon, Luke beings to prepare for his move back to the good ole U.S. of A. and wonders what Josh and Roger did to his country over the last four years, and of course, we dive into the Fauci emails and how he duped the American public over the last year. PSA...remember the price increases you think you see everywhere don't exist. Head over to our Facebook page, YouTube,...

Welcome to Culper's Canteen Cup Episode 58, C3 Potpourri. In this episode we take a globalist approach and cover everything from Virginia to Israel with pitstops in Chicago, Russia, and Germany. If you enjoy the show, feel free to share it, subscribe, and don't be scared to hit us up on Facebook. You can find this episode, along with all of the others, on Apple Podcast https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/culpers-canteen-cup/id1506424751 Spotify, Amazon, your favorite podcast host, or on our ...

Welcome to episode 57 (share) of Culper's Canteen Cup! We would've recorded this (share) earlier, but Josh was busy waiting in line at the gas station. Listen as he (share) reminisces about the good ole Carter years and we cover some (share) of the major events over the last few weeks. If you enjoy the show, feel free to share it, subscribe, and don't be scared to hit us up on Facebook. We're still on FB until we get the site up and running...but rumor has it someone invested in our domain name...

Welcome to another episode of Culper's Canteen Cup! In this episode, we give our listeners another taste of our preshow before we jump into President Biden's first 100 days in office, which according to Chris Wallace, were the best 100 days in the history of our American Presidency. If you're not into our podcast foreplay, you can always jump to the 21 minute mark to get to the meat of the show. You can find this episode, along with all of the others, on Apple Podcast https://podcasts.apple.com...

Welcome to another episode of Culper's Canteen Cup! In this episode we give our listeners a glimpse of some of the pre-podcast ramblings that our YouTube viewers have been subjected to for months. Luke reveals his disdain for Ember mugs and home roasted coffee while Roger tries to convince him that he's actually more frugal than they think. Josh poses a question that is more insightful than anything you'll hear from today's journalists about Sod Poodles, to which Luke provides a better answer th...

Welcome to Culper's Canteen Cup S01E54, Nothing is Absolute Except for C3. In this episode we shoot down Biden's 2A Executive Orders, educate you on the Georgia voting law (since apparently none of the woke folks have read), and play If I Could Pass One Law. We also have a PSA...If you don't want your ass beat by a police officer, it's best if you comply. There are processes if your rights are violated which will probably end up with you driving a Ferrari. You can find this episode, along with ...

Welcome to Culper's Canteen Cup S01E53, #ProtectMe. In this episode we discuss if there really is an upward trend in hate crimes targeting Asians or if it's just Luke's harassment of Roger. We also break down the President's latest (and only) press conference and Luke contemplates buying a Subaru so he can use it to tow the Ever Given from the Suez Canal. Can you feel it? I can...there has been a change in the earth's gravitational pull so Josh and Luke decide to do their part and start another ...

Welcome to Culper's Canteen Cup S01E52, How Are You Spending Your Stimmy Check? In this episode, we welcome back Luke, the occasional cohost of Culper's Canteen Cup. He was a bit disappointed to return home and not find a stimmy check in his mailbox. Want to know what's in the $1.9 trillion Covid bill? Listen to this episode to find out! We also chat about Tucker Carlson vs the DoD in hopes that senior military leaders will denounce Culper's Canteen Cup and we provide an update to the Governor C...

Welcome to Culper's Canteen Cup S01E51 Bienvenidos! In this episode Luke continues to shirk his responsibility, but makes up for it by bringing on his family's patriarch for an impromptu interview. We dive into the snowstorm that blanketed much of the country and discuss why Texans can put up with everything except cold weather. We just hope we don't end up in one of Trump's child cages...instead, we want Biden's Facility for Migrant Children. We heard they have a welcome trailer with flowers an...

Welcome to Culper's Canteen Cup S01E50 The Rising Dragon. Contrary to what may have been said in this episode, there is no C3 challenge to Gorilla Glue a mask to your face for added Covid-19 protection. Dr. Fauci and the CDC do not condone this...yet. In this episode, we do a shallow dive into China, the Uighers, and then bring it home to make fun of Jen Psaki with a little coverage on the White House Deputy Press Secretary, TJ Ducklo. We are careful not to piss him off though because we don't w...

Welcome to Culper's Canteen Cup S01E49, C3 Is In The Red. In this episode Culper's Canteen Cup pulls out its BS meter on a bunch of random topics like Warzone, Transgenders, Racism, Parler, Newsmax, and some other off the cuff items that don't have a whole lot to do with anything. In other words, an episode you should totally invest your time in. You can find this episode, along with all of the others, on Apple Podcast https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/culpers-canteen-cup/id1506424751 Spoti...

Welcome to Culper's Canteen Cup S01E48, Saint Joe of Scranton Patron Saint of Lost Minds. In this episode, we dive into the first week of Joe Biden's presidency and his numerous Executive Orders to try to figure out what he's thinking. We pose a few questions like, where was the missing grandchild (Hunter's kid) in the Biden family pic; why was John Kerry brought out of retirement; why are people angry at the cancelling of the Keystone Pipeline since the jobs were only "temporary"; why can men n...

Welcome to Culper's Canteen Cup Bonus Content - Bagatelle Poet. We have a loyal listener who also writes poetry in her spare time and thinks The Cup could use a little refinement. Here is a short listen from one of her readings. She, like the rest of us, is over covidchella, but she has a much more polished way of articulating it. Hope you enjoy the poem. You can find this episode, along with all of the others, on Apple Podcast https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/culpers-canteen-cup/id1506424...

Welcome to Culper's Canteen Cup S01E47, All Secure in the Cup, where Jen and Tom Satterly take over and keep us All Secure. This is an episode you do not want to miss; you'll be a better person after hearing their story, and you might even be able to save a life or two. Head over to www.allsecurefoundation.org to learn more and help. Command Sgt. Major (ret.) Tom Satterly served in the Army for 25 years, 20 of those years were spent in the military’s most secretive and elite Special Operations ...

Welcome to Culper's Canteen Cup S01E46 Admiral Dave Navigates The Cup. In this episode, we discuss Big Tech, the Capitol Hill riot, and bring on a special guest, Admiral Dave, to discuss why Texas doesn't put beans in chili. Admiral Dave served in and directly supported some of our nation’s most sensitive organizations and exited high performance aircraft while in flight. Of all Dave’s accomplishments, being the inspiration for Sam Elliot’s mustache model is his most coveted. You can find this ...

Don't call it a comeback, we never left! Culper's Canteen Cup is back with the first episode of the new year. We recap 2020 and provide some predictions for 2021...for those who've been following and are watching on YouTube, you'll finally find out what Roger printed on his 3D printer. Josh also attempts to play a more "reserved" role and Luke tries to keep order; good luck. You can find this episode, along with all of the others, on Apple Podcast https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/culpers-c...

Welcome to Culper's Canteen Cup S01E44, Intro to Savagery. In this episode, Josh becomes our hero as he does something completely savage and calls out the hypocrisy of someone on the left. We also discuss some new cabinet members for Joe Biden's administration, the Julian Assange pardon, and several other topics of little to no interest. If you're watching on YouTube, you'll get to see Luke's "O" Face and hear his theory on today's video games. You can find this episode, along with all of the o...

Welcome to Culper's Canteen Cup S01E43, Joe Biden's Cabinet. In this episode, we discuss historical failures of Joe Biden's cabinet selections and how their past performance is probably a pretty good indicator of their future failures. Heck, even the left are shaking their heads! We also break down the Second Amendment and come to realize that Luke supports Venezuela's gun control policies. You can find this episode, along with all of the others, on Apple Podcast https://podcasts.apple.com/us/p...